$WOOD · ROBINHOOD CHAIN · PRE-LAUNCH
Five pools. One rocket-powered log.
Absolutely no chill.
Countdown? No. We’re getting the wood ready.
01 / THE MORNING BRIEFING
We woke up, strapped rockets to a piece of wood, and pointed it at Mars.
Morning Wood is a meme token preparing to launch on par. Five planned trading pairs. One deeply unserious space program.
Mars is the joke. Returns are not a promise.
Flight status: waiting for coffee.
02 / THE FLIGHT MANIFEST · PROPOSED LAUNCH SETTINGS
BONER · INU · AI · HIMS · SPCX
Five planned markets, with 20% of the launch supply in each pool.
PLANNED FEE ROUTE / TO HOLDERS
The proposed 2% tax plus the creator’s 0.5% base-fee share goes to the holder vault. The remaining 0.5% is the protocol share.
PAR describes hourly, balance-weighted payouts in the assets collected: quote assets from buys and $WOOD from sells. Small payouts may carry over. Amounts depend on trading and the locked position’s share of pool liquidity; they are not guaranteed.
The holder vault cannot return the recipient role to the creator. PAR separately documents a protocol-owner recipient-change power with a three-day notice. Read PAR’s fee and control details ↗
These are separate trading pools, not a fund or a claim on the paired companies. Pair names do not imply endorsement.
Contract address: awaiting launch.
Final settings and the official par link will appear here after launch verification. Meme tokens can lose all their value.
03 / NO SPACE EXPERIENCE REQUIRED
Your morning timeline could use more rocket log.